I want/need another trip

On that note, I know my Vietnam trip was 4 months ago and I really should have stopped talking about it by now, but... I haven't travelled since then. I feeling like it's now about time to take another trip (somewhere easier on my nerves this time), but I can't use my savings for a trip now that I have to save for a future house and whatnot. Which is why I've just spent a week lounging around at home to clear my leave.

In fact I don't even know if the Russian and I will be going on a honeymoon this year. Maybe a tiny one, to like, Thailand, IF we can afford it. Unless we don't manage to find a house at all by the time we get married, then... who knows. Chile, Alaska, Russia or Portugal? I would just die to go to one of these places this year. If not, well, hopefully our marriage will last long enough for us to visit these places together. That would be a mighty long time, though. I'm not sure if we really can last...

Ok yeah that's not funny, but that's because you weren't at our marriage course. The instructor that we disliked the most asked each person in the room, "How long do you think your marriage will last?"

Well, he asked everyone except the Russian, because the Russian was fast asleep.

Even after the first TEN people said, "Err... forever? I hope?" or "Until one of us dies" or something to that extent, the guy still went on asking each person to answer his fucked up stupid question. So I had to answer his fucked up stupid question about how long I felt my marriage would last to the catatonic man next to me. (I said "Until death, if everything goes as planned.")

When the Russian woke up, I told him about it. He said, "Really? Why didn't you wake me up?"

Anyway we then joked about what a good answer would be.

"How long do you think your marriage will last?"
"I don't know... probably not very long. I'm not in this for the long-term."