Yasmine’s Friends

the reddening.

2008-10-10T13:13:37Z

(9:05:07 AM) Patrick: can i call you red now? "Hey Red, how's it going?" etc. (9:05:13 AM) me: i guess (9:05:20 AM) me: if you want me to cry from shame

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The Mortgage Crisis Explained For Idiots, Kind Of

2008-09-22T16:49:52Z

This evolved out of a discussion of what a mortgage backed security was via Gmail this morning. As I was explaining the kind of financial tools that are available and the nuances of bonds as debt instruments, I realized it would be better to expl...

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and I think to myself

2008-09-15T18:26:57Z

They say that Violet Stars was such a freak When you're all in lost in love Following them dark of Neon Valley streets A pretty day makes a pretty picture But fall in love and they're coming to get ya Who knew 10 men with guns were at the d...

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behind the sea

2008-09-01T23:31:40Z

Hi guys! I'm back from Minnesota and no worse for wear--as much as the early-ass flight thing blows, it also means I get the opportunity to fly thru security and pound coffee on the plane to get a lot of work done and still have the rest of the d...

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accounting

2008-08-21T01:25:13Z

1400 -- the number of pages I printed out in documents and presentations yesterday 9 - 6 -- the hours of the day it took to produce these image heavy POSes on my generic HP color printer 4 -- the number of times I had to beg the people at Staple...

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Two Entirely Unrelated Items

2008-08-14T23:37:45Z

This afternoon, overcome with a little bit of Thursday, I sat in the middle of Port Authority and wept quietly to myself. It smelled like popcorn and took three tissues and multiple passes to get all the eye makeup off my cheeks. You probably ...

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you get a pre-taste of what roboco gets this afternoon

2008-07-18T13:33:43Z

Try not to be too jealous of my ridiculously printed bubble skirt from H&M, bitches. I know you love it. It's GIRLICIOUS.

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the arbitrary perfectionist tackles arts and crafts

2008-07-13T02:15:48Z

+ = kitchen art with food that would definitely turn your stomach

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Things I've Made My Intern Do That Are of Questionable Moral Integrity On My Part

2008-07-09T22:17:46Z

One of my coworkers that rarely comes in to the office hired himself an intern and then proceeded to not show up for work and not give any instructions about who or what should take care of this kid. Two Mondays ago Intern showed up at our office...

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your friday why nots

2008-07-03T16:49:05Z

Why not ageist graffiti near the uptown F train? Why not a card on my first birthday present that reads, "Happy Birthday King Princess, King of the Princesses"? Why not a giant Eddie Murphy head in Times Square at 8AM?

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